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Goodness gracious, get a $50 blender and just toss a bunch of random plants in it. 10 seconds clean up, tastes good, lots of fiber and is filling. I've realize
by bane 10y ago
Goodness gracious, get a $50 blender and just toss a bunch of random plants in it. 10 seconds clean up, tastes good, lots of fiber and is filling.
I've realized now why I'll never be a startup billionaire, I'll never be able to come up with a stupid idea nobody needs and doesn't work well and makes the planet and humanity worse off while telling everybody around me I'm making the world a better place.
The video the company produced on how to use the machine is also ridiculous [1]. There's how many steps involved setting up and using the machine? I need an app on a phone and wi-fi to set it up? And after I go through all these steps and get my juice, there's even more steps?
"cut the pack open and empty the pulp into your compost"
"rinse thoroughly"
"keep the packs in a box"
"when you're ready to send them back come to our site for a shipping label"
"burn some dinosaurs on your way to the UPS store to drop off your processed, empty, rinsed juice packs"
This can't possibly be real life.
1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i0UugILBJg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i0UugILBJg