I (mistakenly) thought you were referring to faulty equipment at the FRB. As in someone opened the door of a galactic scale microwave oven analogue megaparsecs

I (mistakenly) thought you were referring to faulty equipment at the FRB. As in someone opened the door of a galactic scale microwave oven analogue megaparsecs away. And that sloppy engineering is still Occam's Razor no matter the scale or distance.