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Wow, I can't even... this is comedy gold: >four tons of force >delivered weekly >QR code >online database >patent-pending >400 custom parts >scanner >mi
by nommm-nommm 9y ago
Wow, I can't even... this is comedy gold:
>four tons of force
>delivered weekly
>QR code
>online database
>patent-pending
>400 custom parts
>scanner
>microprocessor
>wireless chip
>wireless antenna
>revolutionary machine
>subscription model
>“platform” for ... food delivery,
Guys, we are talking about a juicer here.
- gvb 9y agoIts the "unix toaster" of the 21st century although, to be fair to the unix toaster, at least DRM was not one of its requirements. http://www.danielsen.com/jokes/objecttoaster.txt http://www.danielsen.com/jokes/objecttoaster.txt
- ceejayoz 9y ago> Guys, we are talking about a juicer here. It's not even that! It's literally just a $400 machine to squeeze out the contents of a bag. It comes pre-juiced in the packets!