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Man, modern journalism is really lame. > Videos also show a clearly injured Dao returning to the plane, walking up and down the aisle and muttering that he nee
by peterwwillis 10y ago
Man, modern journalism is really lame.
> Videos also show a clearly injured Dao returning to the plane, walking up and down the aisle and muttering that he needed to get home. He was then escorted off the plane a second time.
A gonzo journalist would write: "show Dao returning to the plane, walking up and down the aisles, then staring into space, muttering that he needs to go home, and repeating 'just kill me' over and over in an urgent tone, hair matted, toilet paper wedged against his bloodied face. He had the near-death shock of an asian tourist who'd gotten lost on the way back to his hotel after leaving a bar usually patronized by a "certain type" on the outskirts of Acapulco, only to be kidnapped, strip-searched, and terrorized for 48 hours by paranoid men with AK-47s snorting cocaine and sporting "ZETAS" tattoos. He was then escorted off the plane a second time."
Also - "vicious memes" ? Ripping someone out of their seat and dragging them through a plane can be vicious, but jpegs cannot.