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The linked piece offers a more detailed but also concise breakdown of how to do this: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-interactive-guide-to-ambiguous-grammar https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-interactive-guide-to-... Stick around for the (genuine) statement from a police department at the end, and its translation.