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Some TSA clown once told me I had to throw away my water and we just stared at each other for a bit. "My water, seriously?" "Yep, your water." "Water." "Water."

by coldpie 10y ago

Some TSA clown once told me I had to throw away my water and we just stared at each other for a bit. "My water, seriously?" "Yep, your water." "Water." "Water." Fuck the TSA and fuck the terrified Americans who keep voting to keep them.

zzleeper 10y ago
I once had a tiny bit of water on my plastic thermos. The TSA guy said "throw the bottle or exit the line, walk to the bathroom and empty it there". I just looked at him puzzled, opened the bottle, and drank the water. Now that I think of it, I was lucky he didn't taze me for my 'insolence'.
- coldpie 10y ago
  I usually dump it in the trash at the line. I feel sorry for the cleaning staff, but whatever, fuck it. Anyone with brains understands how useless all this is, but it's the TSA, so brains are not involved.
  - shamaku 10y ago
    Agreed!
stuff4ben 10y ago
Why is that a big deal? You're warned not to bring bottles of liquids before you even get into the TSA line. Sure the TSA is bunch of security theatre in some cases, but if there's a rule there, why do you have to be a prick about it?
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- coldpie 10y ago
  Because it's a huge waste of time and resources. No one benefits. There's no reason for these clowns to be wasting my time and making people buy water on the other side of the checkpoint. It's just one huge welfare program for unemployable morons, and I have to waste two hours every time I fly to put up with their dumb horseshit. I'm gonna throw a brick through your front window. No reason for it, just gonna do it. Hey, a guy's paying me to do it. Why you gotta be so upset about it? Let me put this in perspective. The Twin Cities gained a new light rail passenger line a couple years ago. The construction cost for this new line came to about $1 billion[1]. I use this line every single day. It takes me to work and to home and out to dinner. I love this rail line. It makes my life better. The TSA's annual budget is $8 billion[2]. For the cost of running the TSA for one year, eight metro areas could gain a new rail line. Every year! And what does the TSA do in return for this money? Waste my time. Waste your time. Piss me off. Humiliate me with pat-downs. Why the fuck are we paying for these clowns to do this instead of doing something useful with that money? Because of Americans who have never met a person of Muslim faith but are terrified because of the loud angry white man on TV. Yeah, it's a big deal and I'm fucking pissed. Why aren't you? [1] http://finance-commerce.com/2015/04/progress-mn-metro-green-line/ http://finance-commerce.com/2015/04/progress-mn-metro-green-... [2] https://www.rt.com/usa/tsa-useless-airport-security-479/ https://www.rt.com/usa/tsa-useless-airport-security-479/
  - talmand 10y ago
    Well, if you knew the rule before going in, then from my perspective you were the one wasting everybody's time. Sure, you can view it as a stupid rule but being stupid is not the way to combat a stupid rule. As for TSA security theater and it's bloated budget, right on.
    - coldpie 10y ago
      I had some crazy notion that maybe the guy would use his gray matter and realize that water is not very dangerous and would maybe let me sneak through with some water because water is not very dangerous. Live and learn, I guess.
      - dastbe 10y ago
        He probably used his grey matter to realize that he'd rather not risk losing his job for some random person.
      - talmand 10y ago
        So, I suppose water is the only liquid on Earth that looks like water with a visual inspection through a sealed container.
    - shamaku 10y ago
      You're exactly the kind of people I worry about. Accepting idiotic rules without any critical diagnosis of the bigger picture, giving up your last ounce of humility in return for "security".
      - talmand 10y ago
        Hmm, I fail to see where my statement makes the claim I accept such idiotic rules. My statement makes the claim that it is stupid to act stupid in an effort to fight stupid rules. And then I agreed with the TSA security theater notion and bloated budget which goes against your thought I've given up my last ounce of humility in return for "security". I suggest you read my statement again because you clearly misunderstood.
- deong 10y ago
  I was in line behind a girl flying from Schiphol to the US a couple of years ago, and they told her she needed to throw away the unopened bottle of water she'd purchased from a shop in the airport. She was arguing that she'd bought it right there and it hadn't been opened, and the guy said, "they're supposed to seal it in a bag. Maybe you can go get a bag?" At that point, the rule isn't "you aren't allowed to bring liquids onto a plane because it might be a bomb". The rule is "you have to bring your bomb on the plane in a special bag".
  - toomuchtodo 10y ago
    Just bring an empty water bottle with through and fill it post-security. For all the hand wringing, this is a minor issue.
late2part 10y ago
Next time try freezing it first.
- dawnerd 10y ago
  Which is actually a suggestion tsa gives out. Just make sure it's completely frozen. Any floating water won't be allowed. Aka drink the melt.

by coldpie 10y ago

zzleeper 10y ago

I once had a tiny bit of water on my plastic thermos. The TSA guy said "throw the bottle or exit the line, walk to the bathroom and empty it there". I just looked at him puzzled, opened the bottle, and drank the water. Now that I think of it, I was lucky he didn't taze me for my 'insolence'.

coldpie 10y ago
I usually dump it in the trash at the line. I feel sorry for the cleaning staff, but whatever, fuck it. Anyone with brains understands how useless all this is, but it's the TSA, so brains are not involved.
- shamaku 10y ago
  Agreed!

stuff4ben 10y ago

Why is that a big deal? You're warned not to bring bottles of liquids before you even get into the TSA line. Sure the TSA is bunch of security theatre in some cases, but if there's a rule there, why do you have to be a prick about it?

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coldpie 10y ago
Because it's a huge waste of time and resources. No one benefits. There's no reason for these clowns to be wasting my time and making people buy water on the other side of the checkpoint. It's just one huge welfare program for unemployable morons, and I have to waste two hours every time I fly to put up with their dumb horseshit. I'm gonna throw a brick through your front window. No reason for it, just gonna do it. Hey, a guy's paying me to do it. Why you gotta be so upset about it? Let me put this in perspective. The Twin Cities gained a new light rail passenger line a couple years ago. The construction cost for this new line came to about $1 billion[1]. I use this line every single day. It takes me to work and to home and out to dinner. I love this rail line. It makes my life better. The TSA's annual budget is $8 billion[2]. For the cost of running the TSA for one year, eight metro areas could gain a new rail line. Every year! And what does the TSA do in return for this money? Waste my time. Waste your time. Piss me off. Humiliate me with pat-downs. Why the fuck are we paying for these clowns to do this instead of doing something useful with that money? Because of Americans who have never met a person of Muslim faith but are terrified because of the loud angry white man on TV. Yeah, it's a big deal and I'm fucking pissed. Why aren't you? [1] http://finance-commerce.com/2015/04/progress-mn-metro-green-line/ http://finance-commerce.com/2015/04/progress-mn-metro-green-... [2] https://www.rt.com/usa/tsa-useless-airport-security-479/ https://www.rt.com/usa/tsa-useless-airport-security-479/
- talmand 10y ago
  Well, if you knew the rule before going in, then from my perspective you were the one wasting everybody's time. Sure, you can view it as a stupid rule but being stupid is not the way to combat a stupid rule. As for TSA security theater and it's bloated budget, right on.
  - coldpie 10y ago
    I had some crazy notion that maybe the guy would use his gray matter and realize that water is not very dangerous and would maybe let me sneak through with some water because water is not very dangerous. Live and learn, I guess.
    - dastbe 10y ago
      He probably used his grey matter to realize that he'd rather not risk losing his job for some random person.
    - talmand 10y ago
      So, I suppose water is the only liquid on Earth that looks like water with a visual inspection through a sealed container.
  - shamaku 10y ago
    You're exactly the kind of people I worry about. Accepting idiotic rules without any critical diagnosis of the bigger picture, giving up your last ounce of humility in return for "security".
    - talmand 10y ago
      Hmm, I fail to see where my statement makes the claim I accept such idiotic rules. My statement makes the claim that it is stupid to act stupid in an effort to fight stupid rules. And then I agreed with the TSA security theater notion and bloated budget which goes against your thought I've given up my last ounce of humility in return for "security". I suggest you read my statement again because you clearly misunderstood.
deong 10y ago
I was in line behind a girl flying from Schiphol to the US a couple of years ago, and they told her she needed to throw away the unopened bottle of water she'd purchased from a shop in the airport. She was arguing that she'd bought it right there and it hadn't been opened, and the guy said, "they're supposed to seal it in a bag. Maybe you can go get a bag?" At that point, the rule isn't "you aren't allowed to bring liquids onto a plane because it might be a bomb". The rule is "you have to bring your bomb on the plane in a special bag".
- toomuchtodo 10y ago
  Just bring an empty water bottle with through and fill it post-security. For all the hand wringing, this is a minor issue.

late2part 10y ago

Next time try freezing it first.

dawnerd 10y ago
Which is actually a suggestion tsa gives out. Just make sure it's completely frozen. Any floating water won't be allowed. Aka drink the melt.