Ugh, come on humanity, stop letting me down. Reminds me of the South Park episode "Night of the Living Homeless": The homeless first started arriving in Evergr

Ugh, come on humanity, stop letting me down. Reminds me of the South Park episode "Night of the Living Homeless": The homeless first started arriving in Evergreen about three months ago. At first there were only a few of them, askin' for change, sleeping in the parks. But then more showed up, and we realized there was somethin' different about them. They fed off of our change to the point that they could actually start renting apartments. We knew it wouldn't be long before the homeless actually started buying homes. And then we'd have no idea who was homeless and who wasn't! The people living in the house right next door to you could be homeless and you wouldn't even know! Nobody could trust anybody! Fights broke out. War! That's when I started suspecting that my own wife, who I'd been living with for twenty years, was actually homeless. So I had to burn her. In her bed while she slept.