Certificate in GIS, though not really for the reasons you list. I value the knowledge it gave me. I value more the drugs it got me. Bedridden homemaker needs g

Certificate in GIS, though not really for the reasons you list. I value the knowledge it gave me. I value more the drugs it got me. Bedridden homemaker needs good drugs: "Clearly, she's a hypochondriac and addicted to antibiotics. No, bitch." Same woman, different scenario: Newly diagnosed with CF, borrows $19k to go to a summer tech boot camp: "Sure, honey, what drugs do you usually prefer? Here, let me tack on a few more for good measure." Still alive nearly 15 years later.