My own version: remember how the inventory system would allow you to drag damn near any item to any of the open "slots" on a character -- hands, feet, torso, et

My own version: remember how the inventory system would allow you to drag damn near any item to any of the open "slots" on a character -- hands, feet, torso, etc? One day I noticed that someone in my party was super ineffectual in combat, which took a while to notice because combat was pretty chaotic when a party was involved. Eventually I investigated a bit and found that, for reasons that had probably made sense at some point, I had equipped one of that character's hands with a turkey leg, the other with a ham. So he was flailing around using meat as weapons. I don't know why that was so enchanting, but I never forgot it.