Javascript does all sorts of nasty shit like opening the app store on my phone, animating pages, popping up "give me your email address!" notifications, trackin

Javascript does all sorts of nasty shit like opening the app store on my phone, animating pages, popping up "give me your email address!" notifications, tracking my web browsing, wasting my bandwidth, eating my CPU, dumb crap like making text fade in instead of just showing it to me. I find the web is a much more pleasant place if I can control what JS gets run.