You're being silly, I'm a self-taught Python coder with a degree in agricultural engineering, a sprinkling of C, Linux, Lisp and statistics, almost no JavaScrip

You're being silly, I'm a self-taught Python coder with a degree in agricultural engineering, a sprinkling of C, Linux, Lisp and statistics, almost no JavaScript, I'm headstrong and I dress like shit, and I still managed to find interesting opportunities in the job posting threads here. Just post your damn CV.