"Either I'm the dictator of North Korea traveling incognito and without an entourage in which case you should treat me as having diplomatic immunity and send me

"Either I'm the dictator of North Korea traveling incognito and without an entourage in which case you should treat me as having diplomatic immunity and send me on my way or contact the US State Department, or I'm obviously not the dictator of North Korea and I've probably had enough trouble in my life already because of the matching name and you should send me on my way." "By the way, if you contact the State Department they're probably going to laugh at you."