Every time Apple releases an underwhelming new Mac I look around to see if it's time to switch back to Windows. "It's a new Microsoft!" people keep saying. "Thi

Every time Apple releases an underwhelming new Mac I look around to see if it's time to switch back to Windows. "It's a new Microsoft!" people keep saying. "Things are way better now; Satya Nadella has turned the whole thing around." But it's shit like this that keeps me walking into Apple stores. Sure, the Touch Bar is underwhelming and I already miss my escape key -- but at least Apple isn't _monetising the dock_.