If this is a real product and not a joke, Adobe will be very unsatisfied knowing that they wasted all their money in development because their product name and

If this is a real product and not a joke, Adobe will be very unsatisfied knowing that they wasted all their money in development because their product name and description is completely intractable to understand and doesn't make any sense at all, and prospect users/buyers have no idea what to do with the information or how to acquire such product.