I sympathize with you. I am in my late 30s so I didn't experience that level of inanity, but I did work somewhere where I had to carry a pager. I let the batter

I sympathize with you. I am in my late 30s so I didn't experience that level of inanity, but I did work somewhere where I had to carry a pager. I let the battery die though not on purpose. I was terrified the third time it happened. They never really mentioned it. They just took me out of the rotation and gave me a supervisory role over the other people in my team who had been there for many years and who did answer their late night pages. This was when I knew it was time to leave that job.