I'd take the $million, then go spend about $150,000 on a new dick-mobile. Then I'd go to Vegas, find some hotties, and do some sports gambling... And in about

I'd take the $million, then go spend about $150,000 on a new dick-mobile. Then I'd go to Vegas, find some hotties, and do some sports gambling... And in about three weeks I'd be right back here in mom's basement...