Dear guy running this campaign: you might want to check that what you are doing is actually possible before you continue this. I am quite certain that it isn't

Dear guy running this campaign: you might want to check that what you are doing is actually possible before you continue this. I am quite certain that it isn't, and you are going to end up with a large amount of money, and nothing to give people in exchange for it. This might actually be looked at as fraud, especially when there are as many people telling you that what you are trying to do is impossible as there are. I think the point you are trying to make here is valid (internet privacy is important), but I don't think this is a good way to make that point. People are going to be upset when you explain to them that there is no way to accomplish what you are claiming here. People donating to this: donate you money to the EFF and the ACLU instead if you want to do something.