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shit you weren't kidding. its just so amusing to find gems like this written millenias ago. it's the same shit you read on reddit Epigram X.63 Phoebus
by brilliantcode 10y ago
shit you weren't kidding. its just so amusing to find gems like this written millenias ago. it's the same shit you read on reddit
Epigram X.63
Phoebus, all faggots ask you home to dine—
Who feeds on dick is dirty, I opine.
Translation by Joseph S. Salemi
(first published in TRINACRIA)
- brilliantcode 10y agoand this pure gold: Aegle was once in bed with double action— The eunuch Dindymus and some old geezer. She lay between while they both got her hot. Neither guy could make a go of it; One lacked equipment, the other was senescent, So Aegle burned without real satisfaction. What could she do? She fell down on her knees And prayed to Venus for herself and them: “Make Grandpa young, make Dindymus a man!”