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Martial, the poet, was able to put worse in writing: http://www.thehypertexts.com/Martial%20Epigrams.htm http://www.thehypertexts.com/Martial%20Epigrams.htm
by puzzle 10y ago
Martial, the poet, was able to put worse in writing:
http://www.thehypertexts.com/Martial%20Epigrams.htm http://www.thehypertexts.com/Martial%20Epigrams.htm
- brilliantcode 10y agoshit you weren't kidding. its just so amusing to find gems like this written millenias ago. it's the same shit you read on reddit Epigram X.63 Phoebus, all faggots ask you home to dine— Who feeds on dick is dirty, I opine. Translation by Joseph S. Salemi (first published in TRINACRIA)
- brilliantcode 10y agoand this pure gold: Aegle was once in bed with double action— The eunuch Dindymus and some old geezer. She lay between while they both got her hot. Neither guy could make a go of it; One lacked equipment, the other was senescent, So Aegle burned without real satisfaction. What could she do? She fell down on her knees And prayed to Venus for herself and them: “Make Grandpa young, make Dindymus a man!”
- bjackman 10y agoThere's a Martial epigram (can't find it) that goes something like : You shave your head to conceal your baldness, But how will you conceal your impotency?