For $10,000 (we'll arrange it via a tax refund, turbotax.intuit.com), I'll have you on 20 acres of land next week (zillow.com) with the complete set of Foxfire

For $10,000 (we'll arrange it via a tax refund, turbotax.intuit.com), I'll have you on 20 acres of land next week (zillow.com) with the complete set of Foxfire books documenting Appalachian live-off-the-land survival (amazon.com), plus a set of basic tools needed (amazon.com), plus a camper to get you comfortably started (craigslist.com). As for "hands on" and "family style support", you're demanding luxuries that many settlers didn't have. I'm reading the Foxfire books, they're all you'll need for a good fair start.