y'know, I always wanted to say "Riposte!" in response to these, figuring it would be a clever, original use of a homophone. Then I got to thinking about how man

y'know, I always wanted to say "Riposte!" in response to these, figuring it would be a clever, original use of a homophone. Then I got to thinking about how many hackers I know who are, oddly enough, into fencing or other swordplay. Leave the "Greatest swordfighter in the world" stuff at home, guys. It's probably been done before, but I'm too lazy to grep the comments to find out, and that's why I've never said it. Until now.