Well obviously it's satire, but I don't think the actual behavior was left out to frustrate the reader. The joke is that those 3 options offered would be the lo

Well obviously it's satire, but I don't think the actual behavior was left out to frustrate the reader. The joke is that those 3 options offered would be the logical answers to the question, but the actual answer is somehow less logical than the answers offered, which I don't believe is the case. But yes, we're probably being a little too hard on this piece, being satire and all... Then again, what else do you expect from the HN audience?