I never said we were still together or blissful... in fact I said I would have probably been more successful if I didn't get married. Although the thought hadn

I never said we were still together or blissful... in fact I said I would have probably been more successful if I didn't get married. Although the thought hadn't crossed my mind I was being insensitive because I am 80% sure the OP post was a joke. Intentionally in stark contract with the article. Hence why the other replies are: > You should try stand-up comedy > But did she take the truck? (a joke reference to American Country Western Songs) If I am wrong and his wife did leave him and take the dog my condolences.