Reminds me of the onion article: http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man-constantly-mentioning-he-doesnt-own-a-tel-429 http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man

Reminds me of the onion article: http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man-constantly-mentioning-he-doesnt-own-a-tel-429 http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man-constantly-mentioni... I don't own a TV, but I doubt it makes me any more productive. There are plenty of other ways to waste time if you're not motivated.