Why is this hard to understand? You don't create a hip, cool, sexy work environment filled with hot, good-looking people who all want to bang each other by hir

Why is this hard to understand? You don't create a hip, cool, sexy work environment filled with hot, good-looking people who all want to bang each other by hiring some old geezers with grey beards. Everyone should be under 30 and look like an actor from a Crest Whitestrips commercial.