My uncle loved to give people his card. Just like any business man from the time, he would reach into his pocket during a lengthy conversation, saying "here, le

My uncle loved to give people his card. Just like any business man from the time, he would reach into his pocket during a lengthy conversation, saying "here, let me give you my card." Out would come this plain white business card, with 2 words printed: "My Card". He would perform this satire with the most grace and seriousness he could muster.