1. Have kids. 2. Have them at school by 7:30am every morning for a decade. 3. Wake up at 5am on a Sunday and congratulate yourself for being a "morning person"

1. Have kids. 2. Have them at school by 7:30am every morning for a decade. 3. Wake up at 5am on a Sunday and congratulate yourself for being a "morning person" by questioning your life choices.