Seriously, when your "hello world" example is 150 lines of totally non-DRY code littered with constants and conditionals ... I feel bad for people trying to lea

Seriously, when your "hello world" example is 150 lines of totally non-DRY code littered with constants and conditionals ... I feel bad for people trying to learn this style of web dev. It's ill-suited to the vast majority of use cases out there today.