And in all that time he didn't learn that autoplay videos are a pox and no one wants to sign up for your fucking newsletter. Not only did I scroll down far eno

And in all that time he didn't learn that autoplay videos are a pox and no one wants to sign up for your fucking newsletter. Not only did I scroll down far enough that I didn't know where the video was playing from, but as soon as I found it and hit pause the full-screen sign up modal popped up. So I guess I got about two paragraphs in before I closed the tab.