From the original one: "→ Are you a high-performance employee? Please help me better understand you by contributing to a 30-second anonymous survey. Thank you!

From the original one: "→ Are you a high-performance employee? Please help me better understand you by contributing to a 30-second anonymous survey. Thank you! http://bit.ly/high-performance-survey http://bit.ly/high-performance-survey ←" This can only be a joke...