A lawn is a little miniature farm, it yields a useless crop you maintain and ritualistically harvest once a week. Do it, or else... I mean, some yards are for

A lawn is a little miniature farm, it yields a useless crop you maintain and ritualistically harvest once a week. Do it, or else... I mean, some yards are for kids to play in, but most lawns are for nobody 99% of the time. I can look out the various windows of my home and spot about 50 yards and there's nobody in any of them. On a beautiful Sunday afternoon. When I do see people, they're doing yard work. We're so weird.