While I strongly agree with points 2 and 3, SQL standards are useless when hospitals invent their own schemas and data governance. Looking for serum creatinine?

While I strongly agree with points 2 and 3, SQL standards are useless when hospitals invent their own schemas and data governance. Looking for serum creatinine? Good luck without local knowledge. There are probably 30 tables (not exaggerating) for that lab, and the closest you can get without chasing 7 people for info is grepping all the table names for "/CREA/".* *Based on a true story.