I can't recall the name, but a comedian once said "People tell me: 'Don't worry about love, you'll find it when you're not looking for it'. When's that? When I'

I can't recall the name, but a comedian once said "People tell me: 'Don't worry about love, you'll find it when you're not looking for it'. When's that? When I'm asleep at night? Are they going to creep in through my window?" :)