Whenever I go on holiday I very much enjoy collecting beer mats from "Irish" bars[1]. The jackpot would be somewhere like an airport. On return I then give th

Whenever I go on holiday I very much enjoy collecting beer mats from "Irish" bars[1]. The jackpot would be somewhere like an airport. On return I then give these to my Irish mother ...she not being a fan of the "authentic" "Irish" bar experience is what makes this funny. I am a bad son. [1] Not counting actual Irish pubs in actual Irland. ;)