This guy will end up making a ton of money in donations, eat a lot of great food, become super fit, write a book or two or three, get a ton of television interv

This guy will end up making a ton of money in donations, eat a lot of great food, become super fit, write a book or two or three, get a ton of television interviews, perform a cameo or two in some low and mid grade movies, and then have a super healthy network of people to write, visit, and call upon for the rest of his life. Where do I sign up?