Delicious quote: "...splatter ring around that was caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted it onto the d

Delicious quote: "...splatter ring around that was caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted it onto the dish... they're similar to the ‘friendly’ bacteria found in yoghurt." You're welcome, you pervert.