Things I learned in college: - How to borrow tens of thousands of dollars without any concrete evidence that I would be able to pay it back - How to google (a

Things I learned in college: - How to borrow tens of thousands of dollars without any concrete evidence that I would be able to pay it back - How to google (arguably a good skill, but not worth a five-figure price tag) - How to write small - How to misuse big words - How to misuse buzzwords - How to use Dreamweaver (I later learned that the correct way to use Dreamweaver is to uninstall it from your computer) - How websites were made in 2004 (this was in 2011-2013) Things I was forced to learn after college to be even remotely relevant: - Every single aspect of my job as a lead software engineer