> Summary: Disputes like “Why do I need PHP if there’s Java?” have become more frequent nowadays. I don’t know who’s in the right, Holly Wars are tricky. Who i

> Summary: Disputes like “Why do I need PHP if there’s Java?” have become more frequent nowadays. I don’t know who’s in the right, Holly Wars are tricky. Who is this Holly and why are we starting a war over her? All this talk about "Enterprise over engineering", is all this needed, tool-overload-hell, etc... and I just can't stop thinking about Holly and how to stop the war over her...