Can we please not cater to this kind of anti-intellectual dumbing-down of things? Lowering the bar to spoon-feed a TL;DR of the article's content into the title

Can we please not cater to this kind of anti-intellectual dumbing-down of things? Lowering the bar to spoon-feed a TL;DR of the article's content into the title - it's just getting ridiculous. Maybe for every complaint about article titles, I should respond with a demand to simplify them even further with "Up-Goer-Five" talk[1]. After all, if we're protecting people from having to think, we may as well lower the vocabulary requirements as well. [1]https://xkcd.com/1133/ https://xkcd.com/1133/