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function generateBitcoinNewsReaction(oldPrice, newPrice) { if (oldPrice > newPrice) { return "This is good for bitcoin."; } else if (oldPrice < ne
by Analemma_ 10y ago
function generateBitcoinNewsReaction(oldPrice, newPrice) {
if (oldPrice > newPrice) {
return "This is good for bitcoin.";
} else if (oldPrice < newPrice) {
return "This is good for bitcoin.";
} else {
return "The price is stabilizing; this is good for bitcoin.";
}
}
- SilasX 10y agofunction generateBitcoinSkepticism(oldPrice, newPrice) { if (oldPrice > newPrice) { return "It was a bubble all along."; } else if (oldPrice < newPrice) { return "Deflationary currencies can't work"; } else { return "The market cap is too low to support a stable currency"; } }
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- kaleidoscopica 10y agogenerateBitcoinNewsReaction(); generateBitcoinSkepticism(); generateButteryPopcorn();
- colordrops 10y agoLots of frontend devs here on HN huh.
- wyager 10y ago"Everyone who has an opinion on how Bitcoin is doing is the same person."