...and if you have to hit water, close you mouth, hold your nostrils closed, and clench your buttcheeks together. Basically, you need to close all holes into yo

...and if you have to hit water, close you mouth, hold your nostrils closed, and clench your buttcheeks together. Basically, you need to close all holes into your body that are aligned in such a manner with the water - it will force its way in greatly. The last tip - do that because you don't want a ruptured bowl/intestine...