IMO, the idea of printing something to STDOUT every 9 minutes (or 5 minutes, or 1 minute, or whatever) is totally fine, and maybe this will even be helpful to s

IMO, the idea of printing something to STDOUT every 9 minutes (or 5 minutes, or 1 minute, or whatever) is totally fine, and maybe this will even be helpful to someone. There's no need to be a dick about it though, which seems to be the centerpiece of this