Short answer is: you don't. You'll mostly be standing still until the kids are a bit older. If your answer is "But [insert famous tech guru] does it", you'll f

Short answer is: you don't. You'll mostly be standing still until the kids are a bit older. If your answer is "But [insert famous tech guru] does it", you'll find that [famous tech guru] has a spouse who takes care of all or most of the kid stuff.