This is awesome and true unfortunately. Hey, but it doesn't end there. You spent all this money and time to hire someone, why treat them nice, give them a desk

This is awesome and true unfortunately. Hey, but it doesn't end there. You spent all this money and time to hire someone, why treat them nice, give them a desk in a hallway and crappiest laptop you can find. Let's see how they work with that. :) There are some nice places, thankfully, but this is fairly common theme unfortunately.