I found number 1 to be slightly inaccurate. I think it would be better as "What moron wrote this garbage?! That's it! I'm gonna go find out who wrote this and g

I found number 1 to be slightly inaccurate. I think it would be better as "What moron wrote this garbage?! That's it! I'm gonna go find out who wrote this and give th... Oh. That was me. Crap."