While you're congratulating the world, I'm in Lincoln, NE still waiting on a cab at 4pm. I'm an adult; if I want to enter into an agreement to pay someone else

While you're congratulating the world, I'm in Lincoln, NE still waiting on a cab at 4pm. I'm an adult; if I want to enter into an agreement to pay someone else to give me a ride and I'm not harming anyone else, then I will. Fuck their stupid arbitrary laws.