I've heard that first paragraph -- not from Monzo, I'm not their customer -- so many times that it really doesn't mean shit anymore, even if 100% sincere. It's

I've heard that first paragraph -- not from Monzo, I'm not their customer -- so many times that it really doesn't mean shit anymore, even if 100% sincere. It's right up there with all the companies that stress how "your security is our highest priority", right after they get compromised.