Can i request for the officer to be female and good looking at least? And if im a evil-doer stupid enough to engage with security symbolism acts, can i escape

Can i request for the officer to be female and good looking at least? And if im a evil-doer stupid enough to engage with security symbolism acts, can i escape this procedure, by pretending to enjoy it too much? Search me, do it- oh, yeah Baby, that's the spot, dont stop, that could be everything. Sometimes i wonder why there is no "Border guards for dignity at the working place" Movement. What a job. Might even save a live or two, by getting that oncology feeling for tumors.