I'm sorry but I am not reading an article that says, "You're lucky I wrote it," in the first paragraph. And from the comments, it sounds like I'm not missing m

I'm sorry but I am not reading an article that says, "You're lucky I wrote it," in the first paragraph. And from the comments, it sounds like I'm not missing much. Author, don't treat your readers like idiots. I can guarantee some of them are much smarter and more experienced than you.