Is this what happens when a company gets too large too fast? Not exactly. You need a few more magic ingredients -- like a heavy dose of the standard "Move fas

Is this what happens when a company gets too large too fast? Not exactly. You need a few more magic ingredients -- like a heavy dose of the standard "Move fast, break things (and rules, and people)" + "Valuations über alles" SV ethos (topped off with, a well, cringingly bro-ish name like "Uber" to begin with) to get to the exquisite place where Uber has come to find itself, thus far.